Something Awful (Free subscription) | 06/11/2008
Levi Johnston bids farewell and spills the beans on some of the McCain campaign's juiciest secrets. Don't feel sad, as long as there is hockey he will have a home.
Innisfree (Free subscription) | 24/10/2008
CBS News has learned that the Republican National Committee’s $150,000 shopping spree for Alaska Governor Sarah Palin included clothes to outfit Palin’s entire family including her soon to be son-in-law Levi Johnston. Bet you Republican donors are psyched to be clothing the Alaskan Royal Family...
Right Angles (Free subscription) | 22/10/2008
An AP reporter has been awarded $500 for “tracking down” Levi Johnston, the fiance of Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s daughter. In a memo to AP staffers, AP Senior Managing Editor Mike Silverman, tells the exciting story of the reporter’s enterprise: Adam Goldman, a reporter in the New York City bureau on assignment in Anchorage, set out [...]
Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine (Free subscription) | 22/10/2008
Photo: Getty Images Who would have thought that the lone hunter who was able to track down and capture that elusive and graceful creature of the Alaska wilderness, the vehicle of the sperm that enlivened Bristol Palin's youthful womb, Levi "Sex on Skates" Johnston , would have been a New York city-slicker? We imagined the intrepid AP reporter who trekked across the snowy plains of Alaska...
Everyday Ethics (Free subscription) | 22/10/2008
Romenesko Memos "For his dogged pursuit of an exclusive interview with one of the most elusive personalities of this presidential campaign," writes AP senior managing editor Mike Silverman , reporter Adam Goldman wins this week's $500 prize from his employer. The ME explains how Goldman tracked down the father of Bristol Palin 's baby.
Moonbattery (Free subscription) | 29/11/2008
... Trig Palin for having Down syndrome, encouraging Bristol Palin to abort her child, and urging Levi Johnston to abandon Bristol. Mainstream journalists have also allowed their loathing of Saracuda to spill over to the whole clan, wrinkling their noses in disgust at a loving gesture by Piper. Not all of the children dragged into this seething cauldron of niceness are members of the...
The Huffington Post (Free subscription) | 22/11/2008
... Salt of the earth CHRISTOPHER CICCONE: Spilled beans JON HAMM: Eye candy AL FRANKEN: Relish LEVI JOHNSTON: Chopped liver MICHAEL BLOOMBERG: Shortbread GEORGE CLOONEY: My*T*Fine ALBERT PUJOLS: Piece of cake DICK CHENEY: Toast
The Independent (Free subscription) | 18/11/2008
How could we forget that all-American family tableau? Sarah and Todd Palin, their teenage daughter, Bristol, and Levi Johnston, the awkward-looking father of Bristol's unborn child. Levi, we were told – knowing smiles all round – was being welcomed into the State Governor's family and a wedding was on the cards. All the family would offer their support.
Blog of Hilarity (Free subscription) | 21/11/2008
... the week. It’s like having a Palin daughter selling Invisible Condoms (the preferred brand of that Levi Johnston kid. Also, Freddie Mercury). Also it’s a half-naked woman so that’s cool. And you can go spelunking inside her cavernous vagina. It’s like a vacation everywhere you go!
FRESH is BACK (Free subscription) | 18/11/2008
... suitors to be their baby daddies. Celebrity teenage moms are churning out newborns faster than Levi Johnston can get out of Wasilla. From Juno to Juneau (that joke will never die), pregnancy is “in” again. And just how are these pregnancy pacts being made? Well, by text message, of course. A side effect of improved technology is illiteracy. As kids spend less time at home and more...
TheSpoof.com - Spoof News (Free subscription) | 10/11/2008
... black bitch Michelle if only my redneck daughter hadn't necked with that Eli Manning or was it Levi Johnston...I could never keep that whore's beaus straight!"
........Scattershot........ (Free subscription) | 07/11/2008
"You know the only person in the world happier than the Hornet that Obama won?" Levi Johnston . [h/t Baughb]
Blogcritics: Politics (Free subscription) | 28/10/2008
Todd Palin and Levi Johnston should have taken care of this Troopergate long ago. Sarah Palin ain't much of a redneck. Don't get me wrong: I got a lot of love for Sister Sarah, but I am a little disappointed with her and Todd regarding this Troopergate business.They've got this dick of a state trooper ex-brother-in-law screw-up named Mike Wooten. Frankly, you can just take one glance...
Famecrawler (Free subscription) | 27/10/2008
Sarah Palin's 18-year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant and due in December and Bristol's fiance Levi Johnston said that they're planning their wedding for next summer. However, Sarah hopes that they decide to get married sooner. In an interview with People magazine , Sarah opens up about her daughter and her marriage hopes for her daughter. Palin would like it if the teens would marry...
BloggingBaby.com (Free subscription) | 24/10/2008
Filed under: Pregnancy & birth , Celeb kids , Celeb parenting Bristol Palin may have had her heart set on a summer wedding to fiance Levi Johnston, but her mom, Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin has other ideas. She recently told People magazine that sooner is better . "Hopefully before that," Palin said, "Bristol turns 18 in a few days. That's what we wanted her to wait for: 18, and...
