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Can't Stop the Bleeding (Free subscription) | 12/07/2008
... to think so.) You or I see a footballer striking the 3,758th best shot we have ever witnessed; Andy Townsend and Ally McCoist see the equivalent of a yeti spontaneously combusting while riding a unicorn through El Dorado. To them everything from rain to a Ronaldo step-over is beyond the bounds of the rational. The only time this changes is during the men’s singles at Wimbledon. The...
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The Guardian (Free subscription) | 11/07/2008
... to think so.) You or I see a footballer striking the 3,758th best shot we have ever witnessed; Andy Townsend and Ally McCoist see the equivalent of a yeti spontaneously combusting while riding a unicorn through El Dorado.
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Mirror.co.uk (Free subscription) | 04/07/2008
... a headed clearance and a rash bodycheck on .I had to accept there was something in ITV commentator Andy Townsend's remark on my wearing No.49 to show I was the oldest player there. "He looks even older than that today," said Andy. Ouch!But it was still one of the greatest experiences of my life and, hopefully, playing in next Saturday's contest at Stoke's Britannia Stadium...
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Musings from Middle England (Free subscription) | 19/06/2008
... that Arshavin returned to the team last night and scored one of the goals. Before the game, Andy Townsend told us that Arshavin "plays in the hole", whatever that means. They cut to a live shot of Arshavin warming up on the pitch. Unfortunately he was vigorously tugging at his willie at the time, a gesture that would have been far more satisfyingly apposite by Zhirkov. (The commentators...
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BBC News (Free subscription) | 03/06/2008
Insp Andy Townsend said: "This is the biggest factory of its kind we have dealt with. It was a very sophisticated set up and it literally was a cannabis factory.