Click F5 or turn on our automatic tool for the latest updates, email paul.doyle@guardian.co.uk , follow Manchester United v Besiktas here and all the live scores here Chelsea may have qualified from their Champions League group , but they will need to be at their best to hold off Porto tonight. The Portuguese side are challenging for top spot in the group and, despite losing, were unlucky at Stamford...
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From the 2005 Champions League final to a Prenton Park classic, here are half a dozen of the best games of the noughties 1) Milan 3-3 Liverpool, 2005 Champions League final In 2001 a prankster named Karl Power crept into the Manchester United team photo ahead of their quarter-final second leg at Bayern Munich. But the Champions League final four years later featured, according to some observers, even...
James Richardson welcomes a bumper panel of Paul Doyle, Barry Glendenning, Sean Ingle and Jonathan Wilson to discuss the week's dramatic World Cup play-offs. The pod start by discussing the reaction in Paris and Dublin to Thierry Henry's double handball before William Gallas's goal, before arguing about video technology, Henry's reputation and what, if anything, Ireland can do now. Slovenia finished...
Countless keepers have displayed sharper reflexes, superior athleticism and more deliberate and admirable technique than Banks did against Brazil Now that the illusion of banking safety has been exposed, it is high time we exploded the myth of Gordon Banks's save. Happily, there will be fewer victims: the only people out of credit will be the commentators who insist on claiming that the England goalkeeper's...
Today's rumours thought eight of the 10 were garbage As the time-honoured saying goes, a pointless analogy involving mushy potatoes and a torn fish will never catch on. Humans have about 16 senses by the Mill's reckoning (sight, sound, touch, taste, smell, lust, balance, hunger, thirst, lust, love, temperature, electroception obviously, hate, curiosity and lust), but that doesn't make one bit of any,...
From a Maradona-inspired win over Brazil in 1990 to perhaps catenaccio's finest hour, here are a few great smash-and-grabs 1. Argentina 1-0 Brazil, World Cup second round, 24/06/1990 Diego Maradona arrived at the 1982 World Cup hailed by many as the best player in the world. He left it in shame after getting sent off for kicking Jaoa Batista in the swingers as Argentina crashed out to Brazil in the...
Today's rumours are just that At the eleventh hour today the Mill will pause to remember those heroic men and women who died to preserve our freedom to rumour for a living. Just think, we wouldn't be able to report that Rafael Benítez has managed to extract a commitment from the American carpetbaggers to fund the January purchase of Carlton Cole . Being English, Cole is, of course, biologically...
From Metz feeding Bernd Schuster ham to Aberdeen lighting up the north, here are some of the great European shocks 1. Barcelona 1-4 Metz (agg: 5-6), 10 October 1984, Cup Winners' Cup, first round No one saw this coming – almost literally, because after Metz had lost the home leg 4-2 no French TV or radio station bothered to cover the seemingly pointless return match and the Camp Nou was only...
Subscribe here for your own daily copy delivered to your inbox QUESTION TIME Often over the last decade the Fiver has wondered why Liverpool fans continue to flock to Anfield to suffer the constipated performances regularly served up under Zanussi-eyed mystic Ged Houllier and then Rafa Benitez. Several times, in fact, we have suspected the Kop of being the HQ of the Scandinavian Society of Self-Flaggellators....
Email paul.doyle@guardian.co.uk with any musings. You can also follow Manchester United v CSKA Moscow and Milan v Real Madrid . And for a full list of all of tonight's scores, click here Join Paul from around 7.15pm to find out whether Chelsea can book their place in the last 16 with a couple of matches to spare. Didier Drogba returns to Champions League action tonight following the three-match ban...
You don't need to press refresh for the latest updates but you do need to email paul.doyle@guardian.co.uk with your musings or else. Plus here's the live scoreboard for all tonight's games Will Sir Alex Ferguson have been able to concentrate on his Carling Cup preparations today what with answering FA charges and worrying about Rio Ferdinand's form ? Manchester United could do with a big win to improve...
Today it's Champion League chat, from a Football Weekly panel featuring James Richardson , Barry Glendenning , Jonathan Wilson and Paul Doyle . There are lots of tasty group matches to get stuck into and the pod discuss Milan's shock win in Madrid and Rubin Kazan defeating Barcelona, with a little help from Spanish football expert Sid Lowe . There's the ongoing crisis at Liverpool and, after defeat...