On his latest CD/DVD, “My Weakness Is Strong,” Patton Oswalt talks about waiting for the birth of his daughter. “I just hope that she gets my looks and personality. ... With this face and my outlook, her whole life, it’ll just be a sheet cake made of victory,” he says.
... in a single episode, Eric Christian Olsen got to come back as small-nippled Vaughn, and Patton Oswalt joined the show's increasingly awesome guest ensemble as a nurse at the student health center. One concern: Pierce's revenge rap on Vaughn was fine, but I'd grown accustomed to the Abed/Troy tags. I don't want the show to force one if it's not there, but it's nice to have some reassuring...
... going to such lengths to try and break up his date, but it allowed us a short cameo with Patton Oswalt as the school's doctor. Within five sentences, he was hitting on Annie, so it's nice to see that the dysfunction affects everyone on staff at the school. It was a little surreal, the whole scenario with Pierce trying to chuck paper wads in Jeff's throat during Spanish class. Chang's excitement...
... sex by putting players and exploiters of women into comas. The cast has some known names: Patton Oswalt is one of the mysterious men who explain the list to Blank, Neil Flynn ( Scrubs ) is a buddy, and Leslie Bibb ( Iron Man , Popular ) one of the future women. A standout is Mindy Cohn ( The Facts of Life ) as Blank’s assistant, who tries her best to keep him sane while he struggles with...
... million, go ahead and bring back Miguel Tejada. If the Astros had that extra $100 million, Roy Oswalt could actually be the forgotten man in the rotation. Hey, go ahead, name your rotation. No need to bottom feed or search for those injury retreads. Forget the Shawn Chacons, Mike Hamptons, Woody Williams, Jason Jennings and Russ Ortizes. Instead of taking the risk of Erik Bedard or Ben Sheets,...
New York Comedy Festival The 6th Annual New York Comedy Festival starts tonight (Nov 4) and they’ve got some big shows lined up for the next five days including: Stand Up For Heroes (with Bruce Springsteen, Stephen Colbert, Louis C.K., and special guests), Ricky Gervais, Patton Oswalt, Andy Samberg, Tracy Morgan, Mike Birbiglia, Bill Maher and [...]
... in “Ratatouille”) and a forthcoming book of autobiographical-yet-fictional humor essays, Mr. Oswalt has less time to do nothing, but he keeps coming back to stand-up. “It’s one of the last sort of fascist posts in entertainment,” he said. “There’s no band meetings; there’s no committee. It’s whatever’s in my head I can talk about. There’s something so great in that.”Likewise, between ’s...
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... happening at the festival, The Post spoke to four of the biggest names. Cook, Tracy Morgan, Patton Oswalt and Artie Lange dished about everything from the difficulties of quitting heroin to the difficulties of keeping up with the Kardashians. Complains Lange, who’s been in the spotlight recently for comically hijacking talk show after talk show (and for being sober for the first time in...
Observations: 1. So now the Series goes back to New York, with the Yankees leading 8-6. Unless Joe Girardi summons Chad Gaudin to the mound, the Yankees' starters both will be working on short rest. Since the 2004 NLDS (when Roy Oswalt beat Jaret Wright), starters in the post-season working on short rest are 0 and 7. The record for starters working on short rest since 1999 is 9-28. The edge...
Although I haven’t seen any musical performers this month aside from TV CASUALTY (see entry #10 below), David Cross was the second major comedian we’ve seen this month (see my mini-review of PATTON OSWALT‘s recent show at the Keswick ) and in both cases, it was the first time we’d seen either of them. Also, in both cases, they were hysterical in similar, almost two hour or so performances. However,...
... to town. They included Sarah Silverman, Todd Barry, Mary Lynn Rajskub ("Chloe" on 24 ) and Patton Oswalt, along with other rising stars in comedy and story-telling, offering conventional-minded D.C. a rare opportunity to both laugh and think. Those of us lucky enough to attend some of the shows packed in over a four-day weekend were exposed to everything from shocking comedy about politics...
... (Cactus) won the diving competition with a score of 354.05. Infinity Martin (Flagstaff) and Denise Oswalt (Arcadia) followed with scores of 320.90 and 289.40 respectively. Stevens, Gustafson, Gonzales, and Graves combined for a win in the 400 freestyle relay (3:43.25). Boys Individual Results Arcadia opened the meet with a win in the 200 medley relay. Chris Pickard, Scott Angell, Nathan...