It was always summer. The large brown tv with curved screen had the cricket on – Dennis Lillee and Colin Cowdrey sweltering at the Oval. The blue budgie cheaped in its cage on a stand above us all. Granddad Bob sat in his armchair facing the TV in trousers, white shirt and braces, his string vest showing through. He always had this slightly stale smell about him – fags and a little sweat....
I was loaded up to the hilt with empty paint cans en-route to Coalville Tip on Sunday only to be turned away as they don't have the facilities to accept them. My only alternative was a trek to Whetstone Tip which was a bit of a chore but allowed me to listen to the classic live Banshees album 'Nocturne' in the car. The classic line up of Sioux, Severin, Budgie and Smith from the Royal Albert Hall no...
As I write this, I have a small green bird on my shoulder, a beautiful budgie (who looks like a little fluffy cloud) in a cage next to me, and a Meyers Parrot sitting on top of his cage grinding his beak. Our two "big guys" are in the kitchen, covered, and sleeping. That's five birds. There are five birds in my house. How did this happen ? How did I end up with a house full of birds ? How...
Ozzy the black lab has been voted Coronation Street's favourite pet, beating Schmeichel the Great Dane by a whisker of only four votes. 395 votes were cast by Corrie fans in the latest poll here on the blog and the results are in as follows for Corrie's best pet: Ozzy, 166 votes (42%) Schmeichel, 162 votes (41%) Maxine's pussy, 46 votes (11%) Minnie's cat Bobby, 29 votes (7%) Barney the rabbit, 10...
Yes folks the first episode of my soap opera. completely made up, total fiction but it may in places have germs of truth. The setting is a pet store in the fictional town of Inverleven. A once thriving town centre has been reduced to the level of a shopping area in the former eastern bloc. This [...]
A mother and son packed their tiny home with a huge collection of unwanted pets they acquired for free from the internet — but then failed to look after them.
Sophisticated modern pets demand the latest high-tech gadgets to keep them stimulated and in 24-hour contact with their owners. We investigate the very best in animal tech
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Jack Daniels husband is gone, has no boyfriend, an old car, and an oversupply of bourbon, and a tendency to hang out in dodgy bars. Luckily, she lives in Chicago so no horrible twangy country music, and she has no dog to get run over, not even a budgie. She does, however , have a tendency to attract serial killer freaks, being a detective lieutenant in the Violent Crimes squad. So to add to her woes,...
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It comes as no surprise that a recent Galaxy survey of 1100 Aussie men, which was commissioned by the underwear specialists - Bonds, found them lacking in the down under department. Underpants (hygiene & usage) - aka - Budgie smugglers / Knickers / Underdaks / Jocks / Undies - that is! I could have saved Bonds thousands, if only they had questioned me instead of the 1100 intrepid souls. As far...