It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs
Me, Myself An Eye (Free subscription) | 06/11/2009
Well, I hope this isn't a anti-climatic (HI-YO!) end to Sex Week on The Beautiful Struggler. But I've pretty much done all the talking I needed to do on the subject. Good music is so much a part of my best sexual memories and since it's Five For Friday, I thought I would share some sexytime jams. "No, my brother, you've got to get your own! Well, I'll share just this one time..." I'm highlighting...
Miami Herald (Free subscription) | 06/11/2009
Iwas completely off base with my preconceived notions about open mike night at the Improv Comedy Club & Dinner Theatre (Seminole Paradise, Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, 5700 Seminole Way, near Hollywood).
Boston Herald (Free subscription) | 06/11/2009
Is Houston quarterback Case Keenum the Rodney Dangerfield of college football? He must be, because he certainly gets no respect for his athletic prowess. After a high...
Howard Lindzon (Free subscription) | 04/11/2009
Any ‘Best Of’ or Twitter List is flawed if I am on it. You know the old club joke from the great Rodney Dangerfield (please correct me if I am crediting improperly). I wanted Twitter to have lists for discovery purposes, but seeing myself on other people’s lists is just weird. I was alerted via Twitter [...]
Political Byline (Free subscription) | 03/11/2009
In public no less…: UPDATE II: While I was working on the first update, about 10 p.m., the phone rang here at the National Desk in Watertown. It was Dave Weigel of the Washington Independent, asking about our plans for a bit of post-deadline socializing. And I freaking lost it. Some of my friends may remember my [...]
JoBlo (Free subscription) | 03/11/2009
NATURAL BORN KILLERS came out back in 94 (when I was in High School) and a couple good buddies of mine had a serious hard on for this flick. Personally, I wasn’t into it back then and in that regard, things haven’t changed much. I have no problem glorifying serial killers, as I’m a GINORMOUS fan of both DEXTER and HANNIBAL LECTER, but for me, this film falls into a whole different...
Arizona Republic (Free subscription) | 02/11/2009
Marilyn Monroe isn't getting a new neighbor anytime soon.
Cedric's Big Mix (Free subscription) | 31/10/2009
BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL-AID TABLE CELEBRITY IN CHIEF BARRY O HAD 2 REVELATIONS TO INJECT HIMSELF INTO THE NEWS CYCLE TODAY. FIRST HE ANNOUNCED HE WOULD DRESS AS GEORGE W. BUSH FOR HALLOWEEN. "SCARY," HE SAID DRAWING OUT EVERY LETTER OF THE WORD. "BUT ALSO MY WAY OF ACKNOWLEDGING THAT I AM JUST LIKE MY PREDECESSOR. I NEVER KNEW MY DADDY, HE DIDN'T WANT A FAMILY...
San Diego Union (Free subscription) | 30/10/2009
Marilyn Monroe isn't getting a new neighbor anytime soon.
The Galloping Beaver (Free subscription) | 30/10/2009
CSIS DIRECTOR RICHARD FADDEN isn't happy with you and me. He feels like Rodney Dangerfield — just can't get no respect . According to Ian Macleod of the OTTAWA CITIZEN, Ricky believes "Almost any attempt to fight terrorism by the government is portrayed as an overreaction or an assault on liberty. It is a peculiar position, given that terrorism is the ultimate attack on liberties. If terrorists...
The Driftwood Singers Present (Free subscription) | 29/10/2009
1.) It's hard to believe, but the rate of retro exploitation has sped up so fast that it's acceptable start copping Pavement records, as if new listeners were too young to actually pick up on it. This either signifies that I am officially ancient or history is folding in on itself so fast that 2012 will indeed herald the end of the world. Never had I imagined a day when my own generation's music would...
TrojanWire (Free subscription) | 28/10/2009
Why is a 45-year old responding to comments made by a 19-year old freshman? Why does a grown man still go by Chip? The answer to one of these questions after the jump.
Read, Right and Blew (Free subscription) | 27/10/2009
In "I Only Roast The Ones I Love," Jeffrey Ross shares the irreverent secrets every successful roastmaster should know. He explains how to: Write original material Toast family and friends Organize an event Save yourself if you bomb Stop yourself from going too far Prepare yourself to take a punch About the author: Jeffrey Ross is the current New York Friars’ Club [...]
Frugal Café Blog Zone (Free subscription) | 27/10/2009
For cryin’ out loud, this guy is a fool, a disgrace. Florida, did you really vote for him? I mean, REALLY? I think Alan Grayson may have crossed one line too many. He may have lost his “Voice of the Democrat Party” trophy and “Irreverent Darling of the Democrat Party” title… couldn’t have happened to a [...]
River View Observer (Free subscription) | 27/10/2009
Unusual Pets Get homes An exotic or unusual pet is like a small part of untamed Nature. For some people, exotics remind them that the world contains millions of species that have evolved free from human intervention. Take the Madagascar hissing cockroach, for instance. The very name sends chills up the spines of some people. Others, [...]
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