Andrew Dice Clay

Barack Oboring

American Spectator (Free subscription) | 28/08/2008

He's as unfunny as a laser guided toothache.

IT’S OKAY YOU DIDN’T MISS MUCH

The Eddie Kranepool Society (Free subscription) | 11/08/2008

The big debate in our section today at Shea (Section 40 of the Upper Deck) was where was everyone ? It seems it wasn’t just our section asking the question? Don’t get me wrong there were a lot of fans at the game but not 54,000 plus as was reported maybe 45,000 or so which [...]

R.I.P. Bernie Mac

Sugar N Spice (Free subscription) | 09/08/2008

Are comedians just destined to die young? We lost one of the great ones this morning in Bernie Mac and I feel so badly for his family. He received an incredible amount of scrutiny just a few weeks ago after...

MLB Week in Review: The Andrew Dice Clay Edition

Bugs and Cranks (Free subscription) | 07/08/2008

Manny, Manny, quite contrary, Keep those dreads, your face is scary. ———– Hickory, dickory dock, The Rays are still leadin’ the Sox, They didn’t get Bay, Or trade guys away, But da league still swings from their jocks. ———– Chase and Jimmy went up the hill, Each wit’ two mil and a quarter. Jimmy came down hittin’ .250. (That f–kin’ hack…) ———– New manager Jerry, Used his Blackberry, To try and [...]...

'80S ARE STILL, LIKE, TOTALLY RAD!

New York Post (Free subscription) | 03/08/2008

AH, nostalgia. Remember When middle-agers Jon Cryer and Matthew Broderick could still play quirky teens? When James Spader always played the creepy guy? All right - so some things never change. But if just the thought of these time-warpy memories...

The Comedy Central Roast for Bob Saget is filling up!

Seriously? OMG! WTF? (Free subscription) | 28/07/2008

(photo from WireImage) The Comedy Roast for Bob Saget is taping this weekend and today Comedy Central announced who will be there! John Stamos has already been announced as the Roast Master, but today we found out who will be there alongside Danny Tanner and Jesse Katsopolis. Susie Essman, Greg Giraldo, Gilbert Gottfried, Artie Lange, Jon Lovitz, Norm Macdonald, Tracy Morgan, Jim [...]

• 'COMEDY CENTRAL Roast of Bob Saget' Tapes on Sunday, August 3 - PR News Wire
• Macdonald, Lovitz, Gottfried, Norton Announced for Bob Saget Roast - Comedy Central Insider

Wednesday’s Wash: Joakim Noah Gets Tail, Natassia Malthe, and the Wrong Stabbing

Uncoached (Free subscription) | 23/07/2008

Yes, it’s true, former Florida Gator, Joakim Noah hit that. Two amazing discoveries were made yesterday. One, Joakim Noah is a human being, and 2. he actually gets laid from time to time (probably more than me, which is the saddest thing that I can possibly imagine). The Wash Natassia Malthe is the international babe [...]

Getting Towed From Comedy Show Is No Laughing Matter

Red Orbit (Free subscription) | 28/06/2008

By Valerie Kalfrin, Tampa Tribune, Fla. Jun. 27--TAMPA -- Anyone headed to see Andrew Dice Clay at the Tampa Theatre tonight should watch where they park: They might be towed.

• Getting Towed From Comedy Show Is No Laughing Matter - Tampa Bay Online

Sex Creep Paul Janka Invades Brooklyn [Paul Janka]

Gawker (Free subscription) | 24/06/2008

Sexual compulsive Paul Janka was last spotted barely responding to charges he sexually assaulted a woman by pinning down a woman, trying to finger her and shoving his tongue down her throat. Gawker...

RIP: George Carlin

Cootiehog (Free subscription) | 23/06/2008

I liked George Carlin. One of my favorite routines of his is from an early appearance on the Johnny Carson Show. It was so early that I didn’t actually SEE the routine, but I heard it, on a double-album of Johnny Carson’s best moments. A few weeks ago I happened to convert my favorite [...]

Stuffed Suit Makes Empty Threat

Bloodthirsty Liberal (Free subscription) | 20/06/2008

Is Hugo Chavez real? I’m beginning to suspect that he’s actually something like a Latin American Benny Hill, a comic figure who assumes cultural stereotypes (machismo and bluster in his case), and then magnifies them out of all proportion. Maybe he’s more like Andrew Dice Clay, but nobody can actually be Hugo Chavez. Venezuelan President Hugo [...]

The Diceman Returneth... and Offendeth

tabloid baby (Free subscription) | 18/06/2008

It's almost heartwarming to see that after all these years, Tabloid Baby pal Andrew "Dice" Clay can still get out of bed and offend an entire city without even trying. The comic, who by the way had a very sweet comedic reality show on VH1 last year, was being interviewed on the KTLA Morning Show by Tabloid Baby pal Sam Rubin this morning, when he went into a routine about Blackberry devices.

Andrew Dice Clay Eats Pizza

The Skinny Website (Free subscription) | 18/06/2008

Photos via Flynet To be honest, I don’t know a lot about Andrew Dice Clay, but my regular readers know I post celebrity eating candids from time to time. So, enjoy…

Unforgettable

First Offenders (Free subscription) | 30/05/2008

By Alison Like Jeff last week, I was tagged by Patti Abbott to participate in her Forgotten Books book club. And immediately, I knew what book I would choose: THE DICE MAN By the pseudonymous Luke Reinhart (his real name...

Up in the Ayre

Blog THIS, Pal! (Free subscription) | 25/05/2008

(In the interests of full disclosure, a review copy was provided for this post) Here's where I admit a deep, dark secret - sometimes, I'll find myself watching a rerun of The A-Team . I know, it's not the world's greatest drama, and it's irredeemably cheesy...but sometimes, I need good, old-fashioned escapist entertainment. Remove a good amount of the cheese, and you have Ayre Force - a solid, extremely...